Cutting Taxes

How about a tax cut for people who buy new homes? I propose we cut the "pretentiousness tax."

Every time you see a fake shutter, the home-buyer just paid too much. You know the ones I'm talking about, shutters too skinny to cover the window when folded in. Think about the human body with outstretched arms only half the size of a normal proportional arm. Its laughable.

Their only function is to pretend to be something they're not. A fraud perpetrated for the sake of "appearances."

The fake shutters get screwed to the wall to enforce the scam.

Here's the math. Fake shutters go for about $50 a pair; add another $50 for installation and contractor overhead and profit for a cost of $100 per window. Multiply that by 10 windows and you've spent an additional thousand bucks on the house - the pretentiousness tax.

Its a tax cut everyone can support.

Republicans breathe easy - no government forms, agencies, or mandates. Democrats rest assured that benefits go to every home-buyer regardless of race, sex, religion (or lack thereof), sexual orientation, or income level. Independents participate in the same system.

So how about it America? Are you ready for a tax cut?